Santa's Whale Tail Christmas Sweater

What is Santa getting for Christmas? An atomic wedgie by the looks of this candid shot. Yes, those are the special panties you bought for your girlfriend. He stole them out of her stocking and the rest is history. We can't blame him though. When you're dressed in a sweaty red wool suit, choosing between boxers and briefs is just too limiting.

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